MY GERMAN SKILLS.
which resulted in a lmao-scene.
this is what i wanted to say "Go to bed, or i'll kick ur butt"
the first part I think came out pretty well, then I screwed up.
it ended up like this:
"ich trete ihren esel!"
translation:
"i'll kick ur donkey"
crap!
don't blame me! blame mr Babel :) the yellow hottie who's last name is altavista.
o well, thank god i promised myself to improve my japanese skills, not german :)
mwahaha do i have to say something bout it? :P
i mean...u know can imagine what kinda comme i'd give, so i better dun say anythin at all hahaha omg i totally lmao yesterday...next time u wanna know something in german...maybe u should ask me haha that other yellow fellow can't be trusted ;)
at least that yellow fellow isn't full of... shit, o i mean "mean comments" :)
IMMA KICK UR BUTT MR MOSES
u sure he's not? then if "i kick ur donkey" is not shit, was is it? :P he's even more full of it than i am hahaaha and i'm not mean...i mean not always =)
and u think i'm scared?? NOWAII
ur basically made of it... hahahha jk dude.
lol. u should be scared, come on... i'll kick ur ass in all of the battles we'll have when u get ur ass over here. haha. promise u wont cry? ;)
haha OUCH what did u say bout the evil comments earlier?
mwaha me crying? no way. u know, i'll LET u win some of the battles so U won't cry...but i'll enjoy gettin prizes hahaha =)
my evil comments usually follows by a "im kiddin" U TRULY MEAN EVERY WORD U SAY! so there's the diff.
haha what prizes? "honey" the only prize u will get is to give me prizes. whoa.. my massage. hahahah
hahaha there's no way i'd really mean the mean things i say, i'm just defendin myself^^
and i dun need to add a "i'm kiddin" cuz i'm sure ur smart enough to notice it^^
ooh mmhmmm sure, of course that'd be the greatest prize and honour hahaha...but NO WAI honey'd lose the massage :P
yea ur right. and u dont have to thank me cause im adding the "im kiddin" part just because u might not be as smart to realize it urself.. jeez, that was complicated. haha.
ur still dreamin? come ooooon. tell mr(s) english teacher to give u that massage hahahahhaha.
aaaaww i'm so moved. it's really nice that u think this far hahaha and well...it's really too complicated for this late hour :P
hahah that english teacher is reserved for u mwahaha and we'll see bout who's dreamin^^ just wait'n see haha
my blog is turnin into msn... haha.
dude, u'll be surprised when u find urself cryin over ur losses :)
and no thx. u know wat i think bout shorter guys. haha
sorry bout that, but not my fault :P
haha alright i promise i won't cry. although i still believe i won't have a reason^^
naw how can u say that without knowin him?^^
of course, the inside is what matters but come on... imagine u datin someone who's 185 :) that'd be somewhat cute . or not :P
haha well, 185 w/ or w/out heels? mwaaha but alright alright, got the point :P i'll stop it when u stop that teacher thing haha
doesnt matter, u'd still be shorter haha. butyea.. WITHOUT mwahaha. ud' hafta wear heels :)
i jsut stopped the teacher thing :)
well that'd be over 190 with heels haha...that'd indeed look...uhm...cute :P 185 with heels is alright, i mean without heels i'd be taller ;)
yea uh huh. i truly wish u all the best to find a 190cm-tall mrs olililiii :)
i wanna see YOU wear heels on YOUR wedding hahaha
hahaha nooo way, shouldn't be taller than me, at least not without heels mwahaha but who knows where life's gonna take me^^
and imma look freakin hawt on my weddin hahha but come on...isn't it a bit early to talk bout my weddin when i'm single? haha
hey, i have loads of faith in that shirt u got, so im pretty sure it'll give u the help u need. :)
hey, i went shoppin w/ my julie who's 8... suddenly she bursts out: hey jiejie.. what will u name ur kiddos? im like WHAT THE?!
so yea, dont complain bout ur wedding bein too early discussed hahahah
haha mhmm most definitely...i just don't know what i need^^ or want...
hahaha omg, so how will u name them?
mwahaha julie's funny, just like ur bro :P i like them mwahaha cuz they gimme LMAO stories^^ but u should rally think about it, ur not the youngest anymore...so...any names?
ur crazy, did u know that?
i'm most def not goin to name them MOSES or tetley! that's for sure! LMAO.
the one who should be thinkin bout these stuff is freakin u, ur mr. OLDIE. have u started thinkin bout ur pension? :D and like..what retirement center u wanna stay at?
uhm...lemme think about it...YES i knew, u tell me every day :P
come on, those r awesome names mwahaha and crazy as u r, if u name them like that everyone will know: oh look, they're oompa's kiddos hahhaha
hey u accidentally added a D and an E to my name, it's Oli not Oldie, but it's alright...the older u get the more senile u become hahaha however, i won't stay in a retirement center, even when i get old my real age will be 19 ;)
i bet its not only me tellin u that everyday :) besides, im just remindin u. cause u see..the older u get..the more senile u become :)
hey, there wasnt a misspellin in that word, O-L-D-I-E is what i intended to write. sorry mister, i know u tend to wish u knew stuff better than me..but this time. mwaha.
haha actually it really is only u tellin me that every day, even though ur the same haha the other peeps dun tell me that often :P and my memory's still pretty good so dun worry^^
well...bein an "Oldie" is not that bad, it has advantages...gimme some time to think about what kinda hahaha...stop bullshittin around, i'm still young!!
im the only one who actually dares to tell u the truth...
psh, take ur time... no rush. i know oldies tend to be slow :) i fully understand ya tho i havent reached that period yet... and won't for a while :)
hahaha mmhmmm, wellwell it's good to be honest right? :P
thanks a lot, ur too gracious hahaha but u'll reach this "period" soon enough^^ i mean...i'm 22 and ur sayin i'm old. it won't take too long until u reach this age ;)
u know me, im always honest. bout everything :)
pssh, i still got 4 yrs left thank u very much. and hey, bcuz of ur age, i'll kick ur ass in the dance battle ;) what does the winner get again? :D mwahaha
haha mhmm i realized that :P and i'm fine with it
and i told u before there's absolutely noooo waiiii imma lose in the dance battle. actually i dun know what the winner gets...so u can chose anythin now, i mean, i won't lose so it's alright haha or we could check the msn archive for it...which will take...uhm..ages?
dude, just admit it ..and get used to the fact of u loosin that battle, in that case u wont be that disappointed when u actually lose.
come on, i can study all nite long... dontchu think i'd be able to dance all nite long? its like 835475 times easier ! haha.
yea ages..and i guess u wont have time for that right, or maybe they do have computers at the retirement center? u could continue searching there.. ;)
ur crazy? that'd mean i'd give up before the battle started. u dun really expect me to do that?
the only reason to do that'd be...me bein nice and lettin u win so U won't be disappointed.
and it's different^^ or do u move around when ur studying? :P
hahaha come on, u'll be the one searching hahaha since u boastin bout bein still young ;) maybe i'll help u a little
yes i do, since both u and i already know who the winner is goin to be :)
o well, its sorta more painful and tiring to use ur brain (when ur studyin) than to move ur body when ur dancin..
come on, im the winner, end of story!
mhmm, u'll be disappointed...can't be helped if u dun listen to me :P
naaw if u think it's too easy and ur sure u'll win...well then wear heels mwhahaha
end of the story will be after we've had the battle^^ not sooner
listenin to u would be like... not usin my brain.
seems like ur gettin scared huh... makin me wear heels. gawsh ur such a chicken. FINE, we'll both wear heels! DEAL!
in that case, the story will end with u cryin...
it would mean not usin ur brain...but in this case it's not necessarily bad hahaha
who's scared? no waii, i'm not makin u wear heels, it was just a suggestion since u boast around bout who'll definitely win. and bout me wearin heels...well it's not that i'm scared or so...i just think í won't get in IF i wore heels haha so just forget it k? :P
and we dun want someone cryin in the end right? so i'll think about givin u a chance in sum of our battles^^ (but the massage is mine =)
no, it's stupid :)
trust me, just bring ur heels and i'll make sure u'll get in. so dontchu worry bout that. DEAL! o man, imma record it soo badly haha.
dude, its not that u have a choice... u'll be realizin the fact that u've been underestimatin me WAY too much.
hahaha whatever u say^^
naaw for ur records...i dun have heels^^ soo sory bout that haha ur so crazy miss...u can't do that to me :P
hahaha it's the other way round, i'm lookin forward to the battles, but u think u've already won all of them haha i'm just concludin that due to the fact that ur underestimating me u'll be careless^^
well, it took a while for u to realize what i say is flawless :)
w/ever, i'll just buy a pair of heels for u w/ my monopoly money, remember that deal? i buy w/ fake money, u pay w/ real :) so voila! problem solved.
mister, i dont think..i know ;)
MMHHMMMM hahha yea sure...and i just pretended not to cuz i wanted ur self esteem to stay on earth :P
haha no way, of course i remember the deal^^ but part of the deal was: i chose place and time u gotta pay with that money :P sooo...no i won't buy heels mwahaha
whoa ur like an oracle? so what else do u KNOW? mwaha come on, nor ur really underestimatin ME
oh dontchu worry, my self esteem will never surpass urs.
haha gawsh..dun even wanna know wat ur plannin, like when im buyin my lollipop. cuz ur cheap like that! :D lol jk.
i know more than u think :)
im not underestimatin u, im once again, bein realistic.
hahaha u sure bout that? i dun think so u know^^
hahaha come on, i wouldn't do that^^ u know me well enough :P but still, imma totally LMAO, dunno bout u thou hahaha
i dun doubt that^^ but there's also alot u don't know :P and somethin unexpected is also likely to happen^^ dun be suprised too much
come on, that wont be the most embarrassin thing happenin to me.. ive been suffering worse stuff haha.
naw, but im still learning... and i will for a longer while, hey..do they have books on the retirement centres? im thinkin bout when u..yea u know. ;)
hahaha but embarrassin enough :P although...i will be there as well, so i won't make it too bad hahaha
cuz i'm nice like that :P
haha u gottalot to learn^^ and dun worry, i'm learnin all my life =) even in the retirement center...hahah when i go there in about 100 years :P
i wont mind, once i get back to sweden it'll be forgotten..whilst u'll be goin back mwaha.
100 yrs? mhm... when was ur chair goin to blow up btw? ;D
naw but it'll be still worth it, just wanna see the expression when u take out the "money" mwahaha
uhm...u dun remember? that's good then just forget about it hahaha...see, ur still tryin to kill me
hahahaha o man o man. now that i think bout it.. it'll be a pain in the ass. but naw, the facial expression of the cashier will be even funnier :)
come on, i'll find out sooner or later... yay for whoever invented msn archive! haha
hahaha mhmm it'll rawk hahahah guess i should wait until there r many ppl standin around so it'll be even better mwahaha ...(maybe we should do it outside hamburg...or in sthlm :P)
screw msn...and thank god that u won't look through all the archives mwahaha cuz i know u dun have the time to :P
come on, u know im sorta immune when it comes to embarrasin events... u'll be the one suffering :D
NO, our deal was to embarrass ourselves in hamburg. so dontchu even try to change that :)
maybe i'll have my personal wakey wakey to do it for me :D
hahaha somehow i dun doubt what ur saying :P but still, i won't suffer^^ imma enjoy it the most mwahaha alright, then it'll be in hamburg, i dun mind ;) i mean...the mirror thing will be in sthlm, in public mwaha nothin can be worse^^
omg u and ur personal wakey wakey mwaha he won't be able to wake u up when he has to go through the archives :P
imma be the mirror..i'll just reflect UR dorkiness :) ppl wont think im nuts but YOU.
i'll get a personal wakey wakey who's able to do more than one thing at once..not the typical guy who ONLY knows how to do ONE thing .... ( ex. YOU )
haha mhmm u know what, i'll really look dorky doin weird moves...but the ppl will think about why ur tryin to copy me mwahaha
haha omg...wakey wakey :P whoa ur really excludin me? haha that's cuz i'm not typical =) ur learning hahaha such a wakey wakey is a good thing to have i guess^^
and gotta tell u here again...ur totally crazy :P
we'll see bout that, i'll do it in such a fantabulous way the peeps will think ur copyin me but failin miserabley.
man..that was not a compliment :P
and yea , uve been tellin me that quite a while.. even BEFORE i got u that shirt ;D
ahaha mhmm we'll really see about that. don't regret what ur sayin here^^
u just said (ex U) can be interprated in many ways, so well, i tool it as a compliment :P
uhm...doesn't have anythin to do with the shirt^^ it just showed me that i'm right hahaaha
i wont i wont. dontchu worry bout that... just keep in mind what ur gettin urself into :D mwaha. evil laughter.
lemme give u a hint, u interpreted what i said wrongly..u may have another guess :)
come on, u actually WEARING it makes u crazier than any human being :D
hahaha think i'm scared? nooo way...gosh dunno why we gonna have all these battles mwahaha however, can't afford to lose :P
dunno it's kinda late to interprate...but guess it's nothin nice so i dun want to haha just tell me^^
hhaha naaaw i wore it the day i got it, cuz i promised :P and i wore it to show teddy^^ no i gotta think of a way to put it on the wall mwahaha just dunno which side to show ;)
u cant afford to lose i know... me neither, but since i wont, its not really a problem :)
come on, that'd be cheatin. cheater!
haha what bout that time u wore it to roll around onthe floor w/ the kiddos huh huh. gotcha. and hey... it'll be difficult to find mrs olililii if the help is stuck on the wall.
wellwell, again, we'll see bout that haha but as a gentleman i can't afford to win every battle as well...so yea, only the important ones, with massage and so on mwaaha
...dun wanna be an example for a "typical" guy...buhuu...hahha come on, i know that u know i'm unique = faaar from typical :P
well that was the morning after the day i got it, when i stayed at my bros :P but i wasn't rolling around mwahaha
psssh, u bein a gentleman is like me bein... a math freak . ( totally impossible )
o well, i dun have the pressure to be a so called "gentlewoman" so i'll win every single battle.. no mercy! and hey, u'll be stuck in that tree MWHAHAA.
unique in ur definition would be crazy.
u said it urself, u were rollin on the floor with ur nieces. lol at u.
haha hey that's evil!! i mean...u never bein a math freak isn't my fault. so dun let it all out on me :P
hhahaha u dun need to show mercy, but doesn't mean that ur actually able to win all of those hahaha and we'll see who will be stuck in the tree^^ donchu cry when u dun get down ;)
bein called crazy is somethin i can live with...i dun need to count how many times ppl call me that (like some othere peeps^^)
oh i did? gosh can't remember. when i'm with my niece and nephew we go crazy so yea, could be mwahaha
